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an open letter to NBC


Dear NBC,

You fucked up.  Don’t worry: someone else (Netflix?  Showtime?  Cinemax?  Fuck HBO, tbh, but maybe they could) will pick up Hannibal, and the show will continue to soar to greater heights than you’ve dreamed possible.  You, on the other hand, will continue to be the network that has employed Kathie Lee for 10 years (or however long it’s been) – so good fucking luck with that.  Hannibal was the only quality thing you had in your grubby little paws, and you’ve decided to let it go.  Considering its critical acclaim and status as the best show currently on TV, Hannibal will surely find a new home somewhere else – somewhere that won’t shift its day constantly, somewhere that won’t relegate it to the worst fucking timeslot.

But in the meantime: NBC, you done goofed.

Amelia the Fannibal


3 comments on “an open letter to NBC

  1. ridiculoushat
    June 23, 2015

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